Turtle Murphy

A fractured fairyfail.

owl in a birthday hat

There is this kid from South Boston; he’s shy. Things aren’t so great at home.
He has a crush on girl, but she doesn’t know that he likes her.  
He decides he’s going to pull a big stunt to get her to notice him.  
Hijinks ensue. Once he pulls his big stunt his parents realize that they have to become better human beings. Mom stops prostituting. Dad stops prostituting – and they all live happily ever after.